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Tony’s Rise: Save Yourself!

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  • Feb 24, 2018

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“I’m paid to dig holes, not clobber dragons,” you say, backing up. You race as fast as your short legs will take you all the way back down the mountain.

Back underground, you tell the others about the dragon. Saw it with your own eyes, you did, the real thing.

“My mom always said,” you tell them, “There’s all sorts of foolishness aboveground, and dwarves aren’t fools.”

You refuse to go back out there, no, never again. You gather together a band of dwarves who want nothing to do with wars and dragons and whatever mysterious thing hides under the mountain. The Undergrounders, you call yourselves, and together you defect from the engineers forever, spending your lives in pursuit of enlightenment and peace.

THE END

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Tony’s Rise: Fight Blackclaw!

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You give chase, avoiding turrets and another pair of scary raven statues, these ones holding shields. By the time you catch up with Koshka, you’re heaving for breath a short distance from Blackclaw, who looks even bigger on the ground.

“Look, I’m just a demolition guy,” you whine.

“Psshh, Blackclaw is easysauce,” says Koshka.

“Comin’ through!” A huge masked guy, bent back with the weight of his huge gun, runs straight at Blackclaw – and before he can take one shot, he’s swallowed whole.

That’s easysauce?” you cry.

“Don’t be scared!” cries Koshka as she leaps onto the dragon’s tail.

Out from behind a clump of crystals, a giant Grangor runs toward Blackclaw with an axe. Behind him, a cowgirl takes aim with two pistols. The dragon snorts and whips around just in time for a mech to leap right on the dragon’s head. The mech’s driver is a girl holding on for dear life and whooping with joy.

“I’m… I’m not scared!” you yell. You run in right as the dragon shakes the mech off and roars. A stream of fire belches out of him, singeing your eyebrows. You deliver an uppercut to his long neck while the cowgirl litters him with bullet holes and the big Grangor slashes him with his axe. The mech unsheathes a giant sword and the girl drives in close. The dragon turns and roars its roasting rage.

With one last burst of courage you deliver a hard punch right to the dragon’s eye.

The cowgirl, the cat girl, the Grangor and the mech all back up. Blackclaw whimpers, shakes his head, then takes to the air.

“We did it!” Koshka grabs your power punchers and dances. “Now he’s gonna fight for us!”

“But I’m not really a fighter…”

“You’re one of us now,” calls Koshka, running after the dragon.

You run under the dragon’s shadow. He lands and, true to Koshka’s word, starts laying waste to anything in your team’s way. Turrets and armories shiver and explode under his terrifying claws; enemy heroes are burnt to a crisp. At the end of the road, shields topple off of the largest, glowiest crystal you’ve ever seen.

Koshka jumps on it with all fours, scratching at it. The Grangor’s axe and the cowgirl’s bullets create long cracks in it. You go at it with your punchers. The girl with the mech slams her fist down on a big red button and a blinding beam blasts out.

You jump away just in time. The crystal shivers, then explodes, flinging Koshka into your arms.

“Holy crap! That was awesome!” she yells. “Suck it, bad guys!”

THE END

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Tony’s Rise: Go With Koshka

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“There haven’t been dragons for a thousand years,” you tell Koshka.

“There’s totally a dragon, and we’re gonna be his friend,” she says. “I just need help bopping it on the head.”

“You don’t wanna be my friend, I hope,” you say.

“Look!” The girl points to the sky just as a whoosh of air from a giant wing blows your hairdo out of whack. It’s a dragon. A real one, with real teeth and claws, with sparks trailing out of its real nostrils!

Koshka hops down and claps with glee. “It’s him! It’s Blackclaw!”

“That’s… great. I gotta go.”

C’mon.” Koshka takes off.

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Tony’s Rise: Save the Minions!

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“Stop!” you yell. “This is madness!”

The little minions pause to stare at you in confusion. The circular blade whizzes past again, taking out one little fuzzy ear. The half-deaf minion squeals and picks up his lost ear, in shock.

“Go,” says the Captain Minion, and the minions start fighting again.

Don’t go!” you cry, and the minions stop again. “If you banded together, you could demand better treatment!”

“Better feet-wet!” cries the nearest minion, then they all start chanting. “Feet-WET! Feet-WET!”

“You should unionize!

“Onion-Eyes!” The minions climb onto one another’s shoulders until they are a tall, wobbling mass of fuzz. Even the enemy stops to watch as the unionized minions march past the Captain Minion. “ONION-EYES! ONION-EYES!”

The Captain Minion shakes his head as you guide the mass of minions back to the safety of the Sanctuary.

THE END

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Tony’s Rise: Fight!

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Whoever this dude is, his flying blades are getting way too close to your hair. No one messes with your hair. “Screw this guy!” you yell, and charge past the minions. Your right power puncher smashes into the enemy’s face. The guy crumbles like a dry cookie, his fancy helmet clattering to the cobbles.

You’d think the minions would pause to thank you, but instead they start popping off shots at the turret. The turret responds with regular bursts that take out minion after minion.

“Go punch turret,” grunts the Captain Minion.

“I got a better idea!” A girl jumps out of the brush and lands on your back. “I’m Koshka! Come with me!”

The girl has metal claw hands intertwined around your chest, so you don’t want to argue. “Come with you where?”

“To meet the dragon.” The girl twists around to smooch your cheek.

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Tony’s Rise: Go Left

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Off to the left, you rush between two creepy statues of stern-eyed ravens, each holding orbs. Little figures appear in the thick morning mist: a mass of fuzzy, flappy-eared creatures with guns, marching past a shiny turret.

You’re bumped in the back by the belly of one of the creatures. This one is husky, and he’s carrying a big gun, the business end of which is pointed at your face.

“Me, Captain Minion,” the husky guy grunts.

“Okay, Captain. Take that thing outta my face would ya?”

Behind you, the little minions let out a warbly warcry. Just in time, you duck away from a flashing, flying circular blade. The blade boomerangs back and lands in the grip of a glowy-eyed man wearing a high-tech helmet. All along the blade’s path lie the lopped-off arms and scattered guns of the little minions. A shell explodes from an enemy turret, blasting another minion into a gross puddle.

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Celebrate the Joy Festival with the Special Edition ‘Mall Santa’ Reim!

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  • Dec 05, 2017

What gifts do you want for Joy Festival? Head to the mall and tell Santa! Read on to learn more about ‘Mall Santa’ Reim and guess who’s making their Joy Festival wishes in the all-new lore!

 


MODEL CHANGES

  • Bushy white beard
  • Cozy red, fur-lined costume with Santa hat, white gloves and black boots
  • Mistletoe in case of kisses
  • Santa and Rudolph in one! Glowing nose and antlers for foggy Joy Festival Eves
  • Candy cane staff wrapped with blinking, multi-colored festival lights!

ALTERNATE FATE LORE

Whaddya Want?

Alright kid, whaddya want? Keep it snappy. Got a long line of drippy-nosed kids behind you and the store is closing. Catnip, a ball of yarn and a laser pointer? Can’t say I’ve heard that one before, but who’m I to judge? Off you go. Yeah yeah yeah, Happy Joy Festival.

We got robot kids coming through now? Fine; whaddya want? To be a real girl again? These kids today expecting miracles. You’re getting a dolly, alright? Move along, kid. Happy Joy Festival.

Ho, ho, ho… oof. Careful how you jump on the lap, kid, Santa’s got a bum knee. You want what now? A turntable, a mixer, headphones and high-end speakers? You think Santa’s made of money, I see. I’ll talk to the minions at the North Pole and see what I can do.

A BB gun? No way, kid, you’ll shoot your eye out. Not for nothing, but if I were you, I’d ask Santa for an arm. No, you can’t have that either. How about a nice football? Okay, get outta here. Happy Joy Festival.

That’s it, children, Santa’s off the clock. Don’t forget to leave cookies out for me tonight, and not those oatmeal raisin ones either. No chocolate chips, no presents, got it? Happy Joy Festival.


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A Future Rewritten: the Rare ‘Winter War’ Varya!

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  • Dec 01, 2017

The Storm Queen gets what she wants, and she has sent Varya to collect industrious dwarves from the Winter War. Read on to discover more!


MODEL CHANGES

  • Ice-blue fur-lined dragonmail robes
  • Furry onion-top helm
  • Blue gladiator sandals


 Thundersnow

The Secret City was silent, muted by falling snow. Varya walked down an empty road between looming barracks, watchtowers, and tall, wide chimneys from which billowed thick smoke. The war between the two mage princes of the Sleeping Land had played out for fifty years, had spanned thousands of bitter cold miles, had eradicated dozens of nomadic tribes. In the Book of Futures, the Worldseer had seen the victory of Prince Aleksandr, but not for another fifty bloody years.

Today, the future would be rewritten.

Varya paused, the icy breeze playing at the fur lining her robes and helm. Snow and ice steamed and melted around her bare legs and sandaled feet. She stomped one foot and the ground below gave a metal clang.

With the rusty creak of hinges, a door in the street swung open and a mop of curly hair popped out.

“Are you the foreman?” Varya asked in the dwarven language.

“Fore-woman,” growled the dwarf in the trap door.

“Very well,” said Varya. “The Storm Queen calls your people to war in Mont Lille.”

The dwarf shook her head free of snow and glared up at Varya. “We’re fine with this war, thanks.”

With one quick yank, Varya pulled the dwarf out of the hole, yowling, by her hair. “The Storm Queen is impressed by your innovations, in particular the tower defenses,” she said, placing the forewoman on her feet.

The forewoman pinched the bridge of her nose, looking down at the dwarves who had collected below. The hammering and steam-whistling echoes of the steel and chrome secret city below the Secret City had gone silent. “Yeah? What’s in it for us?”

Behind Varya, soldiers filed out of the barracks with rifles. From rolling garages came grumbling snow beasts.

“You will outfit the queen’s Citadel and harness the energy of the Well of Power within the mountain. You will have gold, and crystal, and prestige, and if you are successful in defending the Eventides, you will have the rarest payment of all: the thanks of a queen.”

The army made a half-circle behind them. A rifle cocked. A snow beast bellowed with hunger and shook its curled tusks.

A strange sound came from the forewoman’s nose. Only after several moments did Varya realize that she was laughing.

“The thanks! The thanks of a queen!” the dwarf cried, and the ugly nose-sounds grew hysterical. From down below came more of the strange dwarven laughter. “Dwarves have been collecting the thanks of queens and kings since the beginning of our days. With a barrel of royal thanks and a quarter, you could buy a wish from a fountain.”

A rumble sounded in the sky, a faraway thundering; the clouds tumbled over themselves, forming into a dense darkness overhead. Varya held out one hand and smiled. A blue light glowed through her eyes.

The laughter stopped.

With a deafening series of sky-splitting cracks, lightning struck the army, bolt after bolt hammering down from the clouds. Soldiers and beasts alike went stiff and fell dead on their faces in the burnt mud left behind.

The forewoman peered up at Varya, whose mouth formed words unhearable over the loud ringing in her ears. She sighed and looked down the ladder at the other dwarves.

“Alright, pack it up,” she yelled. “We’re going with this lady.”


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Vainglory Lore: Varya

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  • Nov 30, 2017

Part One

‘The Queen’s Gambit’

The Storm Queen sends a vile threat to the King of the Anvil …

 

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High above the last of the air, a Churn-infected raven circled the Anvil, the floating land that kept safe the world’s enormous living library. The raven’s crazed eyes glowed and its oversized, razor-sharp talons curled as it tucked back its wings and dove straight down through the library’s single skylight. The glass shattered and tore into the flesh of the diseased bird; its blood steamed where it splashed on the cold hard floor.

All around the library, the single eyes on the covers of the living tomes rolled to stare at the raven as it spiraled around the giant clear crystal at the library’s center. The ancient man entombed within the crystal, King of the Anvil, He of the Two Faces, the Worldseer, did not stir, but one book rose from its designated place and fluttered open to the first blank page. In extravagant script, the words of the Worldseer appeared on the page:

“When the Well of Power within the belly of Mont Lille swelled again to life, the Eventides raised up a Storm Queen in defense of the Calm. Against the rising Churn the queen raised a formidable army and demanded absolute allegiance of her people.”

The insane raven bashed into the crystal again and again, screaming into the two faces of the Worldseer, that which watched the past and that which watched the future. The crystal glowed green wherever the raven touched, then cleared again.

Unblinking, the Worldseer continued to write: “When her need became dire, the queen demanded aid, not only from those of the living world, but also of the Netherworld and the Anvil, where the Churn could not reach. To ensure their cooperation, she sent two infected ravens below and above to deliver a message.”

With a cough of green smog, the raven let out the last of its held breath in an otherworldly scream:

“As below, so above! As below, so above!”

“In response,” continued the writing, “the Worldseer, King of the Anvil, called forth Varya, the living knowledge of lightning, to defend the Eventide Empire from the Churn, for the queen’s gambit could not be ignored…”

The book floated toward the raven, its eye glaring into the monstrous gaze of the raven as its pages fluttered, tore, and folded in on themselves. While the raven watched, the book bent and creased into the form of Varya, the living word made flesh.

Varya opened her hand, and the sky all around the Anvil rumbled. The small hairs on the back of her neck rose as electricity filled the library, collecting into a bolt of lightning that struck into her grip like a spear. With a singular flash, she pierced the lightning through the raven’s heart. Stiff, electrified, the dead bird dropped into her opposite hand.

She looked, then, to the forward-gazing face of the Worldseer, but he wrote no more words upon her heart.

Out of the living library Varya walked, out to the crystal edge of the Anvil. She dropped the Churn-infected dead thing off the side, down onto the living world, the great wheel of life and death, love and war, Churn and Calm. Above her, electricity collected in the clouds, building, humming.

To war I return. She smiled as the storm gathered, surrounded her, then delivered her in a flash to the surface of the world.


Part Two

‘Thundersnow’

The Storm Queen gets what she wants, and she has sent Varya to collect industrious dwarves from the Winter War. Read on to discover more!

 

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The Secret City was silent, muted by falling snow. Varya walked down an empty road between looming barracks, watchtowers, and tall, wide chimneys from which billowed thick smoke. The war between the two mage princes of the Sleeping Land had played out for fifty years, had spanned thousands of bitter cold miles, had eradicated dozens of nomadic tribes. In the Book of Futures, the Worldseer had seen the victory of Prince Aleksandr, but not for another fifty bloody years.

Today, the future would be rewritten.

Varya paused, the icy breeze playing at the fur lining her robes and helm. Snow and ice steamed and melted around her bare legs and sandaled feet. She stomped one foot and the ground below gave a metal clang.

With the rusty creak of hinges, a door in the street swung open and a mop of curly hair popped out.

“Are you the foreman?” Varya asked in the dwarven language.

“Fore-woman,” growled the dwarf in the trap door.

“Very well,” said Varya. “The Storm Queen calls your people to war in Mont Lille.”

The dwarf shook her head free of snow and glared up at Varya. “We’re fine with this war, thanks.”

With one quick yank, Varya pulled the dwarf out of the hole, yowling, by her hair. “The Storm Queen is impressed by your innovations, in particular the tower defenses,” she said, placing the forewoman on her feet.

The forewoman pinched the bridge of her nose, looking down at the dwarves who had collected below. The hammering and steam-whistling echoes of the steel and chrome secret city below the Secret City had gone silent. “Yeah? What’s in it for us?”

Behind Varya, soldiers filed out of the barracks with rifles. From rolling garages came grumbling snow beasts.

“You will outfit the queen’s Citadel and harness the energy of the Well of Power within the mountain. You will have gold, and crystal, and prestige, and if you are successful in defending the Eventides, you will have the rarest payment of all: the thanks of a queen.”

The army made a half-circle behind them. A rifle cocked. A snow beast bellowed with hunger and shook its curled tusks.

A strange sound came from the forewoman’s nose. Only after several moments did Varya realize that she was laughing.

“The thanks! The thanks of a queen!” the dwarf cried, and the ugly nose-sounds grew hysterical. From down below came more of the strange dwarven laughter. “Dwarves have been collecting the thanks of queens and kings since the beginning of our days. With a barrel of royal thanks and a quarter, you could buy a wish from a fountain.”

A rumble sounded in the sky, a faraway thundering; the clouds tumbled over themselves, forming into a dense darkness overhead. Varya held out one hand and smiled. A blue light glowed through her eyes.

The laughter stopped.

With a deafening series of sky-splitting cracks, lightning struck the army, bolt after bolt hammering down from the clouds. Soldiers and beasts alike went stiff and fell dead on their faces in the burnt mud left behind.

The forewoman peered up at Varya, whose mouth formed words unhearable over the loud ringing in her ears. She sighed and looked down the ladder at the other dwarves.

“Alright, pack it up,” she yelled. “We’re going with this lady.”


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Vainglory Lore: Lorelai

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  • Nov 07, 2017

Part One

‘Dragon Fall’

 

Before the naga heard Adagio’s song, everything was the same always. She tended to her coral gardens; she danced with pearls for the amusement of the piranhas; she gossipped with the clams; she avoided jellies and anemones; and she tickled the belly of Archelon each year when he passed by.

But then she heard the song, and for the first time in her long life, she was curious.

Above the surface of the water, on a dry rock, a sky-man sat with his azure wings folded up behind him. “Hello, Lorelai,” he said, and just like that, she had a name. “I am Adagio. I have brought you a gift.” Inside his cupped hands was a bright round orange.

Lorelai pulled from her mouth the sharp-boned seahorse she’d been chewing. “Is it the sun?” asked Lorelai.

“It is an orange. You eat it.”

Lorelai sniffed at the orange; the tangy sweet scent filled her whole head. Underwater there were no sweet things, only salty and bloody.

“Bring me one of the dragon eggs buried beneath Dragon Fall,” said Adagio, pulling the orange away, “and I will give you this orange.”

So Lorelai dove down and down and down into the deep-dark, until she had to grab an anglerfish by its glowy stalk to see at all. When her hair tangled around the great collapsed ribs of the last dragons, from the time when the sea had not been a sea at all, she knew she had reached Dragon Fall. She thrust her hand deep into the seabed and touched the scaly sides of huge eggs. The anglerfish scurried away as she swam up and up and up with one of the eggs in her arms.

In the daylight, the egg was greenish-gold. Adagio praised her and handed her the orange, then laughed when she bit straight into it. He said she should discard the peel, but she loved its sunshiny bittersweetness.

Adagio flew away with the egg, Lorelai returned to the sea, and a long time passed. She danced for the piranhas, tended to the corals, pried pearls loose from aching clam mouths, and avoided the jellies. She forgot Adagio, and the song, and the taste of the orange. She tickled the belly of Archelon one thousand times, and then she heard the song again.

Again Adagio greeted her, and again she dove into the deep-dark, feeling around in the mud until she found an egg. Again she exchanged one egg, this one swirly yellow, for a bright round orange. Again she dissolved into pleasure at the crunch of its sweet seeds. And again she returned to the same-always of the sea and forgot Adagio, and the song, and the orange.

One thousand Archelon tickles later, Adagio returned and sang. Lorelai delivered a speckled dragon egg and sat on the dry rock by Adagio while she ate her orange. “Why do you need an egg every one thousand Archelon cycles?” she asked, licking the sticky juice from her fingers.

“That is how long it takes mankind to fall into ruin,” said Adagio.

“Like Dragon Fall?” she asked.

Adagio smiled and petted Lorelai’s long hair. “Somewhat. Mankind learns and adapts better than all other creatures, but then they make civilizations, and become greedy, and they fall, much like the dragons did long ago. The eggs are mankind’s salvation from itself.”

“I don’t understand,” said Lorelai.

“It’s better that you don’t,” said Adagio.

After that, Lorelai returned to the sea, and forgot Adagio and the oranges and the eggs. Nine hundred and ninety-five Archelon tickles later, Lorelai again heard the song and raced to the surface, but Adagio was not there.

“Hello, Lorelai,” said the stranger who had sung the song. She was a lady in black robes, wearing a crown that covered her eyes. Ravens circled and perched around her. The stranger held a basket full of oranges.

Lorelai had not seen so many oranges in her whole life. Curious, she swam closer. “Are you mankind?”

“I am a queen.”

“And you also want an egg?”

“I want a particular egg,” said the queen.

And so Lorelai dove down and down and down into the deep-dark, and dug in the seabed under Dragon Fall until she found the scaly round sides of an egg, and then she swam up and up and up. In the daylight it shone purple and pink. “Is this the particular egg?” she asked.

“You did well, Lorelai,” said the queen. She gave Lorelai an orange and passed the purple and pink egg to her guards. “But this is not the particular egg that I want. Bring me another, and I will give you another orange.”

Lorelai froze with the orange still in her teeth. She had never had two whole oranges in one day, or even one millennium. She dove again with the orange still in her teeth, returning with a dark blue stripey egg. She collected her second orange with a delighted squeal and devoured it while the queen inspected it. “Is that the one?” she asked, hoping it wasn’t.

“No,” said the queen, though again she kept it anyway. “But I have plenty of oranges.”

And so Lorelai dove again and brought up another egg, and another, and another, until the queen’s guards were overburdened with eggs of all colors. At last she brought up an egg so deep black that it made Lorelai uneasy just to look at it. She was glad to hand it over.

“This is the one,” whispered the queen.

“Mankind’s salvation from itself?” asked Lorelai.

The queen paused. One of the ravens hopped close to Lorelai, staring with its head to one side. “Not from itself,” she whispered. “Not this time.” Then she and her guards walked away from the sea, the conspiracy of ravens blackening the distant sky, leaving Lorelai alone with the basket half-full of oranges.

Lorelai sat on the rock for a long time, watching the sun set and eating oranges until her belly ached. She slipped back into the sea, prepared for the same-always and long years of forgetting.

But when she heard the song again, she had not yet forgotten. She had tickled the belly of Archelon only five times since the queen had sung the song, and her tongue still recalled the bittersweet orange peel tang. Curious, she swam to the surface and found Adagio there again, an orange in his cupped hands. Dropping her pearl, she dove down, down, down into the deep-dark, and returned with a brilliant ruby-red egg. But when Adagio held out the orange, she refused.

“I would like to understand instead,” she said.

Adagio’s smile was gentle and sad. “Dragons save mankind the same way that night saves the day. The way that death saves life.”

After that he left. Lorelai hugged her pearl and watched as the sun moved across the sky, turned orange and then red and then purple, then disappeared beneath the horizon. Darkness covered the world and, shivering, she understood.